Post by Black Illyria on Dec 26, 2008 22:12:04 GMT -8
Note: A Post Series Buffy Cross. Buffy, Dawn, Xander, Spike, Faith, Willow, Angel, Groo, Giles, Connor, and crew got booted through a portal and into the Star Wars reality. The girl to be paired with Anakin is Xander and Faith's grand-daughter.
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The droid forces could swear that they heard a female's delighted scream when three fighter wove their way through the fight. They headed straight for a cruiser, but the one that many guessed to be the female would dive straight down when the broken up parts of an enemy fighter would come straight at her.
"Damn it, Ani!" She yelled over the comm, "I'd actually like to see the end of this damn fight ALIVE, spank you much."
Snorting laughter, that Kendra came to associate with Obi-Wan's reaction to the last three words of her sentence, was heard. Then Anakin's indignant squawk was heard.
"Ken!" He whined.
"Save that whine for Padme, sweetheart, it won't work on me."
Even though Kendra and Anakin had been together since they met, Kendra didn't know if she could have kids, a Slayer thing she had said, so Padme was doing it for her. Then they heard Obi-Wan groaning, his ship bouncing out of the way.
"Do you two mind!?"
"Not at all, Benny, not at all!"
"Kendra, do keep your eyes ahead of you."
"Then I'd lose the view of Ani's ass getting pasted against the side of a cruiser when I leave him in the dust."
She pushed a button, then Earth music began to play. Something from Great Aunt Dawn's MP3 player. A song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. Kendra smirked, pale blue eyes brightening, standing against a tan and dark hair. The eyes were something she got from Spike's daughter, Emmy, her birth mother. Spike wanted to boot Emmy's ass out the airlock personally when he found out that she dumped Kendra on her Jedi father, Qui-Gon...or something like that...
"Ken!" She heard Anakin yell, then felt him use his fighter to roll hers out of the way of a shot.
"Did I tell you how much I love you, today?" She panted, headache firmly in place, after they stopped.
"Just did, Kenny."
Anakin turned his head to look at Kendra, who was smiling at him brightly, a smile that she got from Grandpa Alex. Her eyes were something new to Anakin, when they were kids, blue, but no pupils. The pupil-less-ness, damn Buffyisms he thought to himself, was a gift from her grandpa Groo, her mother's other Father.
"We've got four droids inbound!"
Kendra cranked up her music, 'Poison' by Alice Cooper, winked at Anakin, then turned back to where the droids seemed to be heading all for Obi-Wan.
"Damn it, Benny!"
Kendra threw her fighter forward, bolting past Anakin, literally leaving the young man in her star dust. Kendra pulled a back spin, something that could be blamed on Uncle Andrew's Andromeda DVDs, pointing her afterburners at the droids, who, thankfully, hadn't reached Obi-Wan yet. Anakin cheered as the droids 'roasted', burning to a crisp, the 'ashes' hitting Obi-Wan's windshields. A gentle nudge from Obi-Wan's fighter flipped Kendra's back over.
"Fuck..." She laughed, "remind me to watch Uncle Andy's movie discs again..."
Obi-Wan shook his head, laughing.
"And I owe you a make-over after this, Benny."
Anakin snorted at the sound that Obi-Wan made at the thought.
"How about not?" That sounded a little TOO much like Ken for him.
"Nope," She chuckled, "not getting out of it, Benny. Even if I have to get Mom to hold you down."
Obi-Wan shuddered. He used to have a crush on Faith when he was a boy, before he became a Padawan. He felt Kendra's fighter nudging him into the middle of what would become a 'DNA' strand escape, as Kendra called it, so he just went along for the ride.
"Suck this, fucker!" Kendra yelled before blasting a fighter sized hole in...something that he could no longer identify due to it's damage, leading them through it.
"Kendra!" He tried to scold her, but it ended up sound more like a laugh that chastising.
"What?" She said innocently, flicking a couple of switches, chuckling low at the his in her cabin.
Anakin and Obi-Wan heard the hiss, wondering just WHAT did she bring with her.
"Kenny?"
"I let Mom and Dad suit up my fighter for this mission, Ani, it took me three weeks to figure out JUST what they put in here..."
"And?" Obi-Wan said almost impatiently, then saw a slight flash of metallic red, "how the fuck did they manage that?"
Anakin almost barrel-rolled when he heard Obi-Wan curse, but Kendra just laughed triumphantly. When they reached the cruiser, Anakin and Obi-Wan had to use the Force to keep Kendra from crashing into the wall. They set her fighter down easily and waited for her to get out. A rather...interesting...streaming of words came from the cockpit after it opened. Then Kendra's head poked out, a smile crossing her face.
.......................
The droid forces could swear that they heard a female's delighted scream when three fighter wove their way through the fight. They headed straight for a cruiser, but the one that many guessed to be the female would dive straight down when the broken up parts of an enemy fighter would come straight at her.
"Damn it, Ani!" She yelled over the comm, "I'd actually like to see the end of this damn fight ALIVE, spank you much."
Snorting laughter, that Kendra came to associate with Obi-Wan's reaction to the last three words of her sentence, was heard. Then Anakin's indignant squawk was heard.
"Ken!" He whined.
"Save that whine for Padme, sweetheart, it won't work on me."
Even though Kendra and Anakin had been together since they met, Kendra didn't know if she could have kids, a Slayer thing she had said, so Padme was doing it for her. Then they heard Obi-Wan groaning, his ship bouncing out of the way.
"Do you two mind!?"
"Not at all, Benny, not at all!"
"Kendra, do keep your eyes ahead of you."
"Then I'd lose the view of Ani's ass getting pasted against the side of a cruiser when I leave him in the dust."
She pushed a button, then Earth music began to play. Something from Great Aunt Dawn's MP3 player. A song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. Kendra smirked, pale blue eyes brightening, standing against a tan and dark hair. The eyes were something she got from Spike's daughter, Emmy, her birth mother. Spike wanted to boot Emmy's ass out the airlock personally when he found out that she dumped Kendra on her Jedi father, Qui-Gon...or something like that...
"Ken!" She heard Anakin yell, then felt him use his fighter to roll hers out of the way of a shot.
"Did I tell you how much I love you, today?" She panted, headache firmly in place, after they stopped.
"Just did, Kenny."
Anakin turned his head to look at Kendra, who was smiling at him brightly, a smile that she got from Grandpa Alex. Her eyes were something new to Anakin, when they were kids, blue, but no pupils. The pupil-less-ness, damn Buffyisms he thought to himself, was a gift from her grandpa Groo, her mother's other Father.
"We've got four droids inbound!"
Kendra cranked up her music, 'Poison' by Alice Cooper, winked at Anakin, then turned back to where the droids seemed to be heading all for Obi-Wan.
"Damn it, Benny!"
Kendra threw her fighter forward, bolting past Anakin, literally leaving the young man in her star dust. Kendra pulled a back spin, something that could be blamed on Uncle Andrew's Andromeda DVDs, pointing her afterburners at the droids, who, thankfully, hadn't reached Obi-Wan yet. Anakin cheered as the droids 'roasted', burning to a crisp, the 'ashes' hitting Obi-Wan's windshields. A gentle nudge from Obi-Wan's fighter flipped Kendra's back over.
"Fuck..." She laughed, "remind me to watch Uncle Andy's movie discs again..."
Obi-Wan shook his head, laughing.
"And I owe you a make-over after this, Benny."
Anakin snorted at the sound that Obi-Wan made at the thought.
"How about not?" That sounded a little TOO much like Ken for him.
"Nope," She chuckled, "not getting out of it, Benny. Even if I have to get Mom to hold you down."
Obi-Wan shuddered. He used to have a crush on Faith when he was a boy, before he became a Padawan. He felt Kendra's fighter nudging him into the middle of what would become a 'DNA' strand escape, as Kendra called it, so he just went along for the ride.
"Suck this, fucker!" Kendra yelled before blasting a fighter sized hole in...something that he could no longer identify due to it's damage, leading them through it.
"Kendra!" He tried to scold her, but it ended up sound more like a laugh that chastising.
"What?" She said innocently, flicking a couple of switches, chuckling low at the his in her cabin.
Anakin and Obi-Wan heard the hiss, wondering just WHAT did she bring with her.
"Kenny?"
"I let Mom and Dad suit up my fighter for this mission, Ani, it took me three weeks to figure out JUST what they put in here..."
"And?" Obi-Wan said almost impatiently, then saw a slight flash of metallic red, "how the fuck did they manage that?"
Anakin almost barrel-rolled when he heard Obi-Wan curse, but Kendra just laughed triumphantly. When they reached the cruiser, Anakin and Obi-Wan had to use the Force to keep Kendra from crashing into the wall. They set her fighter down easily and waited for her to get out. A rather...interesting...streaming of words came from the cockpit after it opened. Then Kendra's head poked out, a smile crossing her face.
